Saturday, August 19, 2006

Being sought after, keeps them keen

You have only to watch a bargain sale to realize that no woman wants anything unless other women want it, too. Make this principle work for you and not against you. Be sought after by women and—more important—let your wife know it. We can take it for granted that women will pursue you, as they will most men. However, if you aren't outwardly attractive, have no fear. Seeming to be sought after is just as good, as long as you make it con­vincing.
"Let's cross over here, Phoeb. Don't think she sees me yet."
"Who, Davie?"
"That blonde."
(Always pick the most gorgeous hunk of woman in sight.)
"The minkey one, with the legs?"
"Mmmmmmm-huh. Can't imagine what she sees in me, pet, but she claims she simply turns to jelly when I'm near her. Lord knows, I don't encourage it, any more than I do with the others."

Office parties will give you other opportunities.
"Have to go, Phoeb, much as I hate it. You don't know what it is to fight off four or five girls at once. Let them get one mouthful of liquor and they just swarm over me. Have to pick 'em off like leeches. What are you going to do? Some people just radiate sex, and I guess I'm one of the unlucky guys." If actual demonstration is necessary, and if you're un­able (or unwilling) to draw adoring women, certain types will be of help.

1. The Myopic

This common type cannot see two feet in front of her, yet is unwilling to wear glasses at parties. First make sure your wife is watching, but at a dis­tance. Then approach the myopic one and say "Darrr-ling!" in a stage whisper. She will turn on you a look of love and affection that will last until you come into focus.

Retreat rapidly, and if you are nimble you can create an impression not only of love and affection, but of physi­cal pursuit. Fade into the mist and rejoin your wife.
"Did you see that, Phoeb?"
"I certainly did, David. Downright blatant."
"I got away, thank goodness. You appreciate my problem, though."

2. The Co-worker

There is magic in proximity and daily association. Women who work side by side with you cannot help com­ing under your spell, especially if you control their sal­aries or can throw business their way. They will like you for yourself, but it is difficult to make many wives believe this. In fact, if you encounter a co-worker at a public gathering, allow her to make the usual display of affection, but do not reveal the relation­ship to your wife.
"Little embarrassing, I know, Phoeb."
"Who is that woman, David?"
"Please, darling!"
(Take on a wounded expression.)
"Let's not discuss it, shall we? It all happened before I met you. She never got over it, poor kid."

3. The Discerning

Some women are keener judges of character than others. They can see through your tough veneer, can find the real you that lies beneath. They can be forgiven for their occasional displays of emotion. These women will surprise you with the accuracy of their judgment of your character, though—if you over­hear them—you may be amused to find they heap the most shameless flattery on other men.
"Davie, I saw you give me that gorgeous, beamin' smile. I just went all a-twitter, I did! You are the most charmin', lovable man!"
Let your wife overhear this and she will appreciate you all the more.

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Be Well-Rounded

Make Her Proud of You

The girl of your choice will want to be proud of you. Make it easy for her. You may say, after thinking of yourself for a moment, that it is impossible for her not to be proud of you. Do not be deceived. Few women have your own keen judg­ment of character; few will realize that you are as good as you really are. You will have to help them.

How to Look

Long ago women gave up trying to tell men apart by their clothes. Today they look deeper, seeking the real you underneath. They can do this while you are fully clothed, and time and again they succeed. Do your best to paint them a rosy picture.

Tear Drop Design and How to Fight It

All human males are forced day after day to keep their shoulders to the wheel. Actually, though, it is not our shoulders that we use, but our minds, which means it is an entirely different part of us that is held to the "wheel," or chair. It is the development of these powerful sitting muscles that enables us to remain chair-borne for hours without tiring.

Hand in hand with sitting strength comes the expansion of the chest—downward. This is caused not, as some be­lieve, by overindulgence, but by faulty design of the hu­man body. Originally engineered as a four-footed creature, man was never intended to walk in his current semi-erect position. The result is chest-slide, or paunch. Together these form a pear-shaped silhouette, which is both attractive and aerodynamically sound. If it were not for the critical attitude of women it would be universally admired. There are several ways to deal with the problem.

1. FACE IT

Don't upset the balance of nature. Live with it. You will find many ways to adapt yourself, including a skillful and attractive method of side-saddle dancing.
"Davie, is that you around there, too?"
"Yes, pet. Everything all right?"
"I don't know. Seems to me we've developed a list to starboard."
"Must be this new step, pet."

2. DON'T ADMIT IT

Retain the same trouser size, sucking in the powerful abdominal muscles until the belt is fastened. This is effec­tive, but can lead to broken seams, jammed zippers, and a strangled expression.

3. LET SCIENCE HELP

Luckily science has come to the rescue with a number of fine commercial devices. These are not to be confused with the female girdle, which also helps to hold up the stockings. Few if any of the male devices have attachments for supporting the socks. They are
- Do you want to know what women are looking for in a date?
- Do you know what your woman need and want in relationship, romance, marriage and sex?
- Do you want to make her yours?
- Do you know that those theories or "formulas" on getting or keeping the woman you love in your life will not work if you do not understand why your woman think and behave the way she does?
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